{"id":57,"date":"2015-08-18T22:00:55","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T22:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2015-08-24T02:25:57","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T02:25:57","slug":"and-so-it-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"And so it begins."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The students are beginning their moving-out preparations, already having abandoned a few pieces of less-desirable and damaged furniture in the alleys, as well as on the 17th Ave NE median. <\/p>\n<p>In my own alley lies the rotting hulk of a marshmallowy, cream-colored, mid-&#8217;90s leather sofa; it&#8217;s missing crucial cushions, and got soaked in the weekend&#8217;s torrential downpour. So if there was ever a chance somebody might want it?Yeah, forget it. <\/p>\n<p>Good trash pickings are as yet scanty, but once the last-minute panic starts there will be an embarrassment of cast-off riches to be had. This week, I got two pillows (to be re-made into cushions for the cat beds), a nice turquoise pillow sham, a gray-and white patterned twin sheet and matching pillowcase, a beach towel (slated for the Humane Society), and a jade-green plastic serving bowl from the two-doors-down neighbors&#8217; trash.  We shall see what other treasures the coming week brings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The students are beginning their moving-out preparations, already having abandoned a few pieces of less-desirable and damaged furniture in the alleys, as well as on the 17th Ave NE median. In my own alley lies the rotting hulk of a marshmallowy, cream-colored, mid-&#8217;90s leather sofa; it&#8217;s missing crucial cushions, and got soaked in the weekend&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.harmlessweirdo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}